You know how you should never text while drunk? Well, you should never log onto Google when one of your kids is sick. You should be questioned before typing in a single symptom. Are you a level headed individual concerned about your child and simply looking for advice on how to best treat the following symptoms? Or are you the dramatic type who tends to fly off the handle and always believes in the worse case scenario and are currently trying to decide between a trip to A&E or ringing an ambulance based on the following symptoms? Obviously, if you veer towards the dramatic your internet search engine should just shut down and refuse to work... You could then use this time to sit with your child and try to make them feel better, rather than frantically typing on your computer, becoming increasingly agitated while shouting questions at them - do you have a headache? Where? I know your head, but where? Are you feeling nauseous? Can you move your elbow??? Let me see you move your elbow! ...
Jack is sick and apparently he’s either got the flu or Lymes disease....
Bobby just came down the stairs - he can’t sleep and was crying because he feels ‘so sad about Jack’ and wants to know who he’ll play Playstation with now that Jack won’t be around ..... Looks like Bobby takes after his mom....
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